This is response to all of those memes I've ignored!
1. I was once (heavy on the once) a fencer in college. I competed in one tournament in the foil and beat one guy, an Aggie.
2. I lived in India for three months when I was 14. Two of brothers still live there.
3. In high school I was in a work program for potential dropouts.
4. In college I was kinda, sorta, maybe student body vice president.
5. I start every day by drinking skunk juice: a mix of garlic, green super foods, apple cider vinegar and fruit juice. That explains my breath!