Thursday, March 26, 2009
The Three Stoogies do a spit take from the grave
Nyuck, nyuck, NO!!!!
This just in from Hollywood Reporter:
Jim Carrey to play Curly, Sean Penn as Larry and Benicio Del Toro as Moe in a Three Stooges movie. First off, repeat after me: Jim Carrey is not now and never has been funny. Sean Penn? A fine actor, but also NOT FUNNY. He actually seems to lack any sense of humor at all. Del Toro's dark side is actually sort of intriguing for the role of a guy who pokes people in the eye. Here's hoping blood spurts out when he does this to his cohorts. It's the only way this project could be bearable. Did I mention that Jim Carrey isn't funny? Because he's not.